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Apr. 12th, 2005 @ 12:44 am "An abomination" vs. "beautiful, astonishing, hugely funny"
MJ Simpson writes that the upcoming Hitchhiker film is "an abomination", while Jim Lynn claims it's "beautiful, astonishing, hugely funny, sometimes moving and infinitely cherishable movie".

Anything with that much praise is bound to make me very, very suspicious.
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Apr. 8th, 2005 @ 10:23 pm The endangered apostrophe
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Apr. 8th, 2005 @ 10:02 am Want some rain? Here, have mine
If I wanted to live in a mudhole, I'd move to bloody Ireland.
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Apr. 7th, 2005 @ 10:11 pm Write blog entries dead tired I will not
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Apr. 6th, 2005 @ 08:16 am Attn: colour enthusiasts
The days of boring, more or less mud-coloured critters are over: now we can dye them any colour we want. (link via)

Then again, maybe this is just slightly over the top.
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Apr. 4th, 2005 @ 09:10 pm Har har
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Apr. 2nd, 2005 @ 06:33 pm Tough guy
"I don't think he is at the point of dying," said Silvestrini, who said the Pope was breathing without oxygen.

So what's he breathing then -- filtered air stripped of oxygen?
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Apr. 1st, 2005 @ 03:29 pm And while we're on the subject...
"BBC clampdown on satirical blogs" (via)
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Apr. 1st, 2005 @ 03:11 pm I sort of wish they'd leave it like that
I'm surprised TLC didn't do this earlier. I do enjoy like obsess on Potter as much (or more) as any adult Potterite, but sometimes the fandom is a bit too much.
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Apr. 1st, 2005 @ 01:25 pm Yikes
Flame warriors
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Mar. 29th, 2005 @ 11:05 pm The doctor ordered you WHAT?
Whipping therapy cures depression and suicide crises (via):
    "Siberian scientists believe that addiction to alcohol and narcotics, as well as depression, suicidal thoughts and psychosomatic diseases occur when an individual loses his or her interest in life. The absence of the will to live is caused with decreasing production of endorphins - the substance, which is known as the hormone of happiness. If a depressed individual receives a physical punishment, whipping that is, it will stir up endorphin receptors, activate the "production of happiness" and eventually remove depressive feelings.
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Mar. 29th, 2005 @ 01:58 pm A phone call

Almost Next Door: Hi, Almost Next Door here. I was wondering if you need some hay for the horses.
Me: [Trying to resist the temptation to ask whether our overweight elephant-sized monsters look as if they need any more hay or aren't being fed enough.] Kind of you to ask, but we've already bought plenty of feed for the summer and autumn.
Almost Next Door: Well, it wasn't that good anyway. A bit mouldy.
Me: Besides, we only use haylage [as you should know, as you've been told at least once].
Almost Next Door: By the way, are you and X both unemployed these days?
Me: [rolling my eyes] Er... I don't think we've ever been that.
Almost Next Door: But you're at home all the time, aren't you?
Me: ...and working all day, yes.
Almost Next Door: But not working for someone else, see.

So what's this logic then -- working at home = unemployed? Some of the locals seem to think it's way cool to run your own business, but a freelancer equals unemployed (as if people are working at home only because no-one will have them at a "real" job, when in fact the situation is quite the opposite for most people.)

I wonder if someone who's both a freelancer and runs her own business (i.e. me) is too complicated a thought for the local gossips.
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Mar. 27th, 2005 @ 04:54 pm Easter linkdump
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Mar. 25th, 2005 @ 08:41 pm People of Jewusalem! Wome is your fwiend!
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Mar. 24th, 2005 @ 08:31 pm Stuff
  • Gargoyles in NY City. This one seems to be sporting a definite Bartimaeus attitude. (via)

  • Theorists in Lego: Butler, Foucault & co. (via)

  • Sex your brain. This test is actually quite interesting and surprisingly gay- and TG-friendly. Some of the more interesting results: 

      Your personal brain score
      Female 100 ......... 50 ......... 0 ......... 50 ......... 100 Male
      [No surprise there actually.]
                                                               
      Angles: This task tested your ability to identify the angle of a line by matching it with its twin. This is a spatial task, which looks at how you picture space.
      Your score: 19 out of 20 (average score for men: 16.4, average score for women: 14.7)
      [Very easy, this part.]

      Spot the difference: This task tested your ability to identify which objects changed position.
      Your score: 29% (average score for men: 42%, average score for women: 57% )
      [I hated this part! I've never been any good at memorising visual details.]

      Empathy
      Your empathy score is: 2 out of 20 (average score for men: 4-12, average score for women: 8-15)
      [No surprise there either.]

      Systemising
      Your systemising score is: 15 out of 20 (average score for men: 8-16, average score for women: 3-12)

      Fingers
      We asked for the measurements of your ring and index finger. Your ratio came to:
      Right Hand: 0.97
      Left Hand: 0.95
      (average ratio for men: .96, average ratio for women: 1.00)
      [I can think of so many tasteless remarks about this that I'd better shut up while I still can.]

      Faces
      This task looked at how you rate the attractiveness of a series of faces. The images you looked at were digitally altered to create slight differences in masculinity. Your choices suggest you prefer more masculine faces.
      [That's a bit like saying fish prefer wet surroundings.]

      3D shapes
      This task tested your ability to mentally rotate 3D shapes.
      Your score: 12 out of 12 (average score for men: 8.4, average score for women: 6.4)
      Nearly a third of men who took this test got full marks, whereas less than 10 per cent of women managed the same.
      [This part of the test was horrible, and I was sure I'd score 0 out of 12.]


    Seriously though -- if you only take one online test a year, take this one. Even though it told me nothing new, it was fun.

  • Photos from a heavy horse show. Talk about giants! I wonder if this guy ever gets vertigo driving this? (More giants)

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Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 08:14 am Borg ponies, Socratic math and whatnot
  • My Borg Pony (via)

  • British pubs introduce thin beer glasses for women. Silliest thing I've heard in ages. Last time I've been to a pub (about the time dinosaurs died out), women were perfectly able to grab a pint. (via)

  • All beware! It's the She-blogger! (via)

  • Teaching binary arithmetic with the Socratic method (via): "The following is a transcript of a teaching experiment, using the Socratic method, with a regular third grade class in a suburban elementary school. I present my perspective and views on the session, and on the Socratic method as a teaching tool, following the transcript. The class was conducted on a Friday afternoon beginning at 1:30, late in May, with about two weeks left in the school year. This time was purposely chosen as one of the most difficult times to entice and hold these children's concentration about a somewhat complex intellectual matter. The point was to demonstrate the power of the Socratic method for both teaching and also for getting students involved and excited about the material being taught." I have to say the transcript's pretty amazing. That's one difficult lot, young kids on a Friday afternoon in May.
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Mar. 21st, 2005 @ 10:32 pm Sloppy journalists and unfortunate dwarves; no energy for more tonight
This hoax certainly shows how sloppy journalists have become. It seems an e-mail to AICN is all it takes to make it to The Guardian.

...

I can't help thinking Litur the dwarf must be the most tragicomic character in all European mythology. Baldur -- the god of light -- is killed by his own brother. His wife dies of heartache and gets burned on Baldur's funeral boat. There's more than just the two of them though; there's also Baldur's chopped-up horse, and Litur, who gets kicked in by Thór at the last minute. This is pretty much all we hear about this dwarf. His fifteen minutes of fame may not be glorious, but at least they're memorable.
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Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 11:33 pm Tasteeee
Delicacies of horseflesh:
    "Karta
    For making one karta: 100 g of karta, salt, green pepper or dill to taste.

    The thick part of the rectum is washed without removing fat, then carefully turned inside out so that the fat should be inside, washed once more and tied up on both sides."
I think I prefer looking at their outside rather than turning them inside out. (link via)
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Mar. 16th, 2005 @ 11:21 pm Floggies 2004
So. Time for the Finnish Bloggies again. A few bloggers have already picked out three memorable entries to help voters choose their Best Entry favourites.

No such service here. Let's face it -- no-one votes for a blog that's basically a personal linkdump with a bit of whining, whingeing and grumbling on the side. Bile and some more bile with weird equine repro links or whining on the woes of haylage? I certainly wouldn't bother wading through the S.O.B. searching for something to vote for. Come to think of it, I can't even find those three memorable entries.

More on Kuukkeli candidates )
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Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 09:56 pm Pick your choice
Belief assistant helps you find your true calling (link via):

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Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 11:40 am Around the world in 80 seconds
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Mar. 13th, 2005 @ 11:24 pm Sunday night scrounge
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Mar. 13th, 2005 @ 02:02 pm Place the state
American states geography game. Not that I'm particularly interested -- I'd rather guess, say, ex-Soviet or African countries or rivers, mountains and lakes...
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Mar. 11th, 2005 @ 07:46 pm Ep III trailer
Ep III torrent (via)

I hate the way the SW geek in me is still sort of waiting for Ep III even though it's not likely to be any good.
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Mar. 8th, 2005 @ 12:23 pm On Women's Day...
...I have nothing to add to my last year's entry. Still think anyone who designs articles on women's day in bloody pink deserves to die -- and don't get me started on defining the term "woman", because that'll be the end of us all. 
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Mar. 8th, 2005 @ 12:23 pm If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle
A horsey news item just made me blink twice. Hästmagazinet, a Swedish monthly, reports that a popular stallion has been diagnosed with "equine viral abortion".

To me, a young stallion having been diagnosed with viral abortion sounds a bit like human males diagnosed with vaginal yeast. The term "viral abortion" is usually reserved for one particular situation: when a mare aborts due to the equine herpes virus (EHV). (What the horse was in fact diagnosed with was equine viral arteritis, EVA.)

In English and Finnish, you don't usually talk about viral abortion in other circumstances than actual abortion. All horses may spread the virus, but in their case we call it by its true name, the equine herpes virus. Swedes do use virusabort (viral abortion) in other circumstances than actual abortion (illogically enough), but it doesn't change the fact that viral abortion (EHV) and equine viral arteritis (EVA) are still two separate diseases...

Hästmagazinet's caption "Florencio has viral abortion":


Horse & Hound article: "Popular sire, Florencio, has tested positive to Equine Viral Arteritis":
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Mar. 7th, 2005 @ 05:11 pm Junk & Disorderly
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Mar. 7th, 2005 @ 12:13 pm Gee, I wonder why my head hurts
Knife in skull proves a headache: "Hospital staff treating a retired teacher for a headache in Poland found a 12.5 cm blade in his head." (via [info]wtf_inc)
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Mar. 5th, 2005 @ 11:09 pm Take one, or possibly two
I think I may have posted a link to the Internet Speculative Fiction DataBase before (and it's nigh impossible to search a LJ.com journal and find what you're looking for even if it exists), but no worries -- this one's definitely worth repeating.
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Mar. 5th, 2005 @ 04:26 pm To whomever this may concern
Whenever we need to geld a colt in future, we are not giving out horse testicles to anyone who wants to preserve them in a glass jar and show them round the office. (link via)
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Mar. 4th, 2005 @ 04:50 pm A bit premature, eh?
Swedish TV accidentally reports the Pope's death
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Mar. 4th, 2005 @ 09:01 am The N word
  • English Cut, a blog on Savile Row tailoring (via)

  • Matthew Cheney of The Mumpsimus on Finnish author Leena Krohn

  • 20 ways to say no. Something I should practise.

  • Online paint by numbers

  • Tetris 1d for the dimensionally challenged. (via)

  • Interesting parking technique

  • Fun conversions: convert to and from Roman Numerals and whole numbers, turn text into Morse code, and (a bit surprisingly) horse height: convert hands to inches, feet, centimeters and meters.

  • Neeson on Kinsey

  • Cannot find smut error
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    Feb. 28th, 2005 @ 11:44 pm Ahem
    English Genius
    You scored 100% Beginner, 86% Intermediate, 93% Advanced,  and 93% Expert!
    You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

    [Edit] It appears there's something funny going on with the statistics, so it's probably best not to pay too much attention to them.

    [Edit #2] I wonder why they didn't include separate, which so many people seem to spell seperate?

    Test statistics:
    • Compared to users who took the test and are  and in your age group:
      • 100% had lower Beginner scores.
      • 100% had lower Intermediate scores.
      • 100% had lower Advanced scores.
      • 100% had lower Expert scores.
    • With respect to Beginner, users aged 45 to 49 scored highest.
    • With respect to Intermediate, users aged 45 to 49 scored highest.
    • With respect to Advanced, users aged 45 to 49 scored highest.
    • With respect to Expert, users aged 45 to 49 scored highest.

    The commonly confused words test (via)
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    Feb. 28th, 2005 @ 02:14 pm "Eddies," said Ford, "in the time-space continuum"
    A guide to SF chronophysics (via)
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    Feb. 28th, 2005 @ 11:16 am A short entry in which the author considers using the expression "w00t!"
    Another Hitchhiker trailer, now with Stephen Fry and Alan Rickman. (via [info]soupytwist)

    PS. I still hate plastic Marvin.
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    Feb. 27th, 2005 @ 11:27 pm Nothing much
  • Numa numa kid doesn't want to be famous. A bit too late for that, laddie boy.

  • Gmail tips

  • Today's WTF: Good watertower, evil watertower

  • Mapping of a cat's brain (via)

  • It's (still) a mad world: Youth castrates self over broken engagement

  • Star Wars Ep III spoilers with pictures.

  • Heardsaid, a blog of things that "could be wrong, could be right"
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    Feb. 25th, 2005 @ 09:59 am Hyvä hyvä!
    Hysterical xylitol ad (via [info]finland)
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    Feb. 23rd, 2005 @ 11:17 pm In a hurry so linkage only
  • Fontleech is a blog on free fonts. (via)

  • Smoke pot, get healthy. Well, not exactly. Marijuana may block Alzheimer's, but we're talking about "a synthetic version of the compound" here. Legalising drugs isn't particularly my cup of tea, but I'm all for marijuana as a medicine, as synthetic painkillers aren't usually any healthier than prescribed weed.

  • WTF OMG. Quite literally.

  • Astronomers find galaxy made almost entirely of dark matter

  • More than you ever wanted to know about shoelaces

  • colr lets you play with colours.

  • Synthetic enamel offers painless fillings. What, no drilling?
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    Feb. 22nd, 2005 @ 09:06 pm Fish = limbs
  • Realm of rubber dinosaurs (via)

  • God hates shrimp

  • Hearse races (via)

  • Dogs high on cane toad toxin -- "We have had quite a number of cases of dogs that are getting addicted to the toxin".

  • The top ten useless limbs and other vestigial organs (via):
      10. wings on flightless birds
      9. hind leg bones in whales
      8. erector pili and body hair (in humans)
      7. the human tailbone
      6. the blind fish Astyanax mexicanus
      (er, wasn't this article titled "useless limbs"? since when are fish "limbs"?)
      5. wisdom teeth in humans
      4. the sexual organs of dandelions
      3. fake sex in virgin whiptail lizards (vestigial behaviour)
      2. male breast tissue and nipples
      1. the human appendix
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    Feb. 20th, 2005 @ 08:17 pm Bird skulls, socialist SF, and ways to get rid of our planet
  • Seabird skull gallery (via)

  • Fifty fantasy & science fiction works that socialists should read by China Miéville. The list's very interesting, but I doubt I will be venturing into Ayn Rand just yet, thank you very much.

  • The Simpsons cast @ Inside the Actors Studio (.wmv, 21.9 MB)

  • Fleacircus made me smile.

  • How to destroy the Earth. Apparently the easiest way to perform this is to let natural decay run its course. Pros: "guaranteed to work," cons: "earliest feasible completion date: AD 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000". (via)

  • I keep being surprised by how utterly stupid people can be. "Our policy is that if any material might be sensitive or offensive, a reading list of books is put together for parents to read and opt out [of enrolling their students] if they want to," Salt Lake City District spokesman Jason Olsen said."
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